Vocal - Robin
Bass - Barry Weisenfeld
Pete’s sister put this song together from a collaboration with a feminist theatre group in London for a production they were working on. Written in the early 70's, this song is dated in terms of technology but unfortunately the sexism still exists and pay parity a problem. In England an “engineer” refers to a whole group of industrial workers like lathe operators, die and tool workers, etc. This has been a longtime favorite with my audiences for my “Images of Women” lecture.
I'm Gonna Be An Engineer
1) When I was a little girl, I wished I was a boy
I tagged along behind the gang and wore my corduroys
Everybody said I only did it to annoy
But I was gonna be an engineer
Momma told me, "Can't you be a lady?
Your duty is to make me the mother of a pearl.
Wait until you're older, dear, and maybe
You'll be glad that you're a girl."
Dainty as a Dresden statue
Gentle as a Jersey cow
Smooth as silk, gives creamy milk
Learn to coo, learn to moo
That's what you do to be a lady now
2) When I went to school I learned to write & how to read
Some history, geography and home economy
And typing is a skill that every girl is sure to need
To while away the extra hours til it's time to breed
And then they have the nerve to say "What would you like to be?"
I said "I'm gonna be an engineer!"
No, you only need to learn to be a lady
The duty isn't yours, for to try and run the world
An engineer could never have a baby
Remember, dear, that you're a girl
3) So I become a typist and I study on the sly
Working out the day and night so I can qualify
And every time the boss come in he pinched me on the thigh
Says," I've never had an engineer!"
You owe it to the job to be a lady
It's the duty of the staff for to give the boss a whirl
The wages that you get are crummy, maybe
But it's all you get cos' you're a girl
She's smart (for a woman)
I wonder how she got that way
You get no choice, you get no voice
Just stay mum, pretend you're dumb
That's how you come to be a lady today
4) Then Jimmy come along and we set up a conjugation
We were busy every night with loving recreation
I spent my day at work so he could get his education
And now he's an engineer
He says," I know you'll always be a lady
It's the duty of my darling to love me all her life
How could an engineer look after or obey me
Remember, dear, that you're my wife."
5) Then, happy at my turret-lathe a year or so, and then
The morning that the twins were born, Jimmy says to them
"Kids, your mother was an engineer"
"You owe it to the kids to be a lady
Dainty as a dish rag, faithful as a chow
Stay at home, you've got to mind the baby
Remember you're a mother now."
6. Every time I turn around there's something else to do
It's cook a meal or mend a sock or sweep a floor or two
I listen in to Jimmy Young, it makes me want to spew
I was gonna be an engineer
Now I really wish that I could be a lady
I could do the lovely things that a lady's s'posed to do
I wouldn't nearly mind if only they would pay me
And I could be a person too
What price - for a woman
You can buy her for a ring of gold
To love and obey (without any pay)
You get a cook and a nurse, for better or worse
No you don't need a purse when a lady is sold
7) But now that times are harder, and my Jimmy's got the sack
I went down to Vickers, they were glad to have me back
But I'm a third-class citizen, my wages tell me that
And I'm a first-class engineer
The boss he says, We pay you as a lady
You only got the job cos' I can't afford a man
With you I keep the profits high as may be
You're just a cheaper pair of hands
You've got one fault, you're a woman
You're not worth the equal pay
A bitch or a tart, you're nothing but heart
Shallow and vain, you got no brain
You even go down the drain like a lady today
8) I listened to my mother and I joined a typing pool
I listened to my lover and I put him through his school
But if I listen to the boss, I'm just a bloody fool
And an underpaid engineer
I've been a sucker ever since I was a baby
As a daughter, as a wife, as a mother and a dear
But I'll fight them as a woman, not a lady
I'll fight them as an engineer!